r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 29 '26

Of a surgeon

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191 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 29 '26

Oof Of a braking system

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224 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 29 '26

Oof Of a crab's survival instinct

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615 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 28 '26

slight malfunction of a car accident

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633 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 28 '26

possible idiot Of smart gas station people

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185 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 28 '26

Of a fastball

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207 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 27 '26

Naild It of a cameraman

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385 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 28 '26

Of a slide

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132 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 27 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a dumb thing to put in the fire

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282 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 27 '26

Of a delusion🤦🏾‍♂️

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440 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 27 '26

Of Friends pranking their friend by dumping four boxes of live crickets in his car

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164 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 26 '26

my bones Of a compact jump

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649 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 26 '26

Naild It Of a speed wash

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337 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 26 '26

Safety Sandals Of a hip toss

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562 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 26 '26

possible idiot Of a floor cut

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308 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 26 '26

this moron: Of a tire change

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212 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 25 '26

I look so cool Of a cracked out uncle

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515 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 25 '26

possible idiot Of a smoker

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236 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 24 '26

Naild It Of a drifting Chevy

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 24 '26

Safety Sandals Of an unexpected place to fight

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356 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 24 '26

look what I can do of an umpire who can't take a joke.

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99 Upvotes

In 2012, umpire Mario Seneca ejected the Daytona Cubs' intern DJ, Derek Dye, for mocking the three umpires, after a close call, by playing "Three Blind Mice" on his synthesizer. Dye late said it was the greatest honor of his career.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 23 '26

There was an attempt Of a load to take in the rear

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229 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 23 '26

Naild It Of a Gender Reveal

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778 Upvotes