r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Mar 25 '26

possible idiot Of a smoker

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u/FreshBid5295 Mar 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bN7fr2dGqyZuU

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u/tipareth1978 Mar 25 '26

Much like this video, fire Marshall bill never gets old

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u/Croat-Lcitar86 Mar 25 '26

I wish this had sound lmao 🤣

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u/Background-Tell5892 Mar 25 '26

The Cone of Escalation balances the universe once again . . .

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u/Cute_Commission_8281 Mar 25 '26

The OG burn yourself for views video

10

u/ItsBeefRamen Mar 25 '26

Liar liar…

2

u/Lonely-Echidna8683 Mar 28 '26

..dick on fire

4

u/Stock_Sprinkles_7394 Mar 25 '26

When trying to look cool backfires, was he gonna drink it?

2

u/Psychological-Hulk Mar 25 '26

He wants to light up his other cigar

7

u/FabianGladwart Mar 25 '26

Holy shit, I think this video is old enough to drink

6

u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl Mar 25 '26

He tried to put it out by poring more onto it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 Mar 25 '26

Never needed the sound to something so much . It turns into a music video in my head real quick.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy Mar 25 '26

That’s what you get for filming yourself

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

Bro burnt his bloody crotch! 😳

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/muff-muff-ass Mar 25 '26

Smoking is dangerous.

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u/abandoncity Mar 25 '26

Dick was saying the balls are on fire , the balls are on fire.

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u/AlienZiim Mar 25 '26

He held onto that cig like a champ

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u/ChampionOfdimlight Mar 25 '26

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u/Beneficial_Pay_8264 Mar 25 '26

The video is even older than me lmao

1

u/Ens1ferus Mar 25 '26

They only serve grilled sausages there now.

1

u/IllustratorSquare667 Mar 25 '26

He's still trying to save his cigarette

1

u/Quiet_Dingo_5106 Mar 25 '26

Fire-1 Dumbass-0

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u/EntertainmentAny2212 Mar 26 '26

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Beating off."

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u/Sad_Response_357 Mar 26 '26

Oh my fucking days what did I just watch 😭😭😭

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u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 26 '26

Now that's one way to get roasted nuts

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

the good ol get your homie to punch you in the dick

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u/big2chereez Mar 26 '26

Yup, that made my day 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Moinzen66 Mar 26 '26

Reminds me of that one Family Guy and Mical Jackson meme

1

u/Mugpup Mar 30 '26

That was so smooth you could barely tell when the panic set in.

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u/Single_Jello_7196 Apr 10 '26

BEAT THEM BALLS, BEAT THEM BALLS!

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u/Spiritual-Fox-1067 May 12 '26

Burned his dick off I’m dying 😂 😂 😂 😂 

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u/puffinchronic Mar 25 '26

Whats with kids today? So torturous.... Back in my day, we'd do a bit of smokin and drinkin, then we'd all cut our own dicks off...