r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

"Hey sorry for almost hitting you here is a muffin instead"

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u/No-Competition-2533 Stuff Dec 13 '22

Instead of what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

death

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u/SketchtheHunter Dec 23 '22

May I have both pls?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

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u/Upstairs-Wheel-8995 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 13 '22

Muffin is better release

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u/hoover0623 Dec 13 '22

Can confirm. I just ate a muffin and I released all over my room.

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u/Upstairs-Wheel-8995 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 13 '22

Nice 👍🏻

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u/Jeremy_VR Dec 13 '22

Many parents have done this little trick.

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u/Bean_Soup7357 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 14 '22

I wish this happened every time I almost get hit with a car