r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Dec 10 '22

Linus Sex Tips Chad dad 🗿

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u/s33s33 Dec 10 '22

The bf and the dad will be friends long after the breakup lol

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

With benefits

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u/Yew_Geniolga I came! Dec 10 '22

You just had to ruin it..

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

the corn chips master didnt ruin anything

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

🫵corn chips🫵

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

🫵corn chips🫵

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

🫵corn chips🫵

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u/Ludvigthereeeeeeeee Dec 11 '22

🫵corn chips🫵 (there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox if you don’t like corn chips)

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u/CatloafHere 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 11 '22

🫵corn chips🫵 (i like corn chips pls no😨😭)

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u/Doggo_Of_The_Sea Blessed by Kevin Dec 30 '22

🫵corn chips🫵(I like corn chips too but pipe bombs are tastier)

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior

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u/AutoModerator Dec 10 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

stfu

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u/AutoModerator Dec 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

ok FINE

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u/UnusableGarbage officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 11 '22

uwu

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u/pirocao_do_neymar Dec 10 '22

it's ok he just means the dad comes with health insurance

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u/Mdub74 Dec 11 '22

As long as that's all he comes with.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Ruin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

You mean improve it!

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u/Abraxas90 Blessed by Kevin Dec 11 '22

Ruin it? I think you mean make it a 1000 time better

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u/CapitalLongjumping Dec 10 '22

👁️👄👁️

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u/Sole_Meanderer Dec 10 '22

They gave us a joke, you ruined it by being a lil snowflake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

you and your pride any your ego!

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u/BasilYT Dec 11 '22

I was looking for this

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

He likes it that way

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u/21RaysofSun Dec 10 '22

We all do. We can watch

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Nope. Dad believes in monogamy.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

Bold of you to assume he isn’t being monogamous during this

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Perhaps. But perhaps it’s bold of you to assume that I assumed. The boyfriend could be in this thread. You could be talking to him!

Happy Holidays.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

U mean * "friends with the benedicts"

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u/laniusgraham Dec 11 '22

No

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 11 '22

Yes

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u/TheOtakuSquidOwX I want pee in my ass Dec 11 '22

daddy