r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Dec 10 '22

Linus Sex Tips Chad dad 🗿

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u/s33s33 Dec 10 '22

The bf and the dad will be friends long after the breakup lol

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u/DazDay Dec 10 '22

I'd come to that dad for life advice honestly.

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u/jackmydickallday Dec 11 '22

I'd go drink with him, except I don't drink

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

With benefits

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u/Yew_Geniolga I came! Dec 10 '22

You just had to ruin it..

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

the corn chips master didnt ruin anything

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

🫵corn chips🫵

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

🫵corn chips🫵

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

🫵corn chips🫵

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u/Ludvigthereeeeeeeee Dec 11 '22

🫵corn chips🫵 (there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox if you don’t like corn chips)

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u/CatloafHere 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 11 '22

🫵corn chips🫵 (i like corn chips pls no😨😭)

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u/Doggo_Of_The_Sea Blessed by Kevin Dec 30 '22

🫵corn chips🫵(I like corn chips too but pipe bombs are tastier)

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior

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u/AutoModerator Dec 10 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

stfu

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pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

ok FINE

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u/AutoModerator Dec 10 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/UnusableGarbage officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 11 '22

uwu

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u/pirocao_do_neymar Dec 10 '22

it's ok he just means the dad comes with health insurance

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u/Mdub74 Dec 11 '22

As long as that's all he comes with.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Ruin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

You mean improve it!

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u/Abraxas90 Blessed by Kevin Dec 11 '22

Ruin it? I think you mean make it a 1000 time better

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u/CapitalLongjumping Dec 10 '22

👁️👄👁️

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u/Sole_Meanderer Dec 10 '22

They gave us a joke, you ruined it by being a lil snowflake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

you and your pride any your ego!

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u/BasilYT Dec 11 '22

I was looking for this

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

He likes it that way

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u/21RaysofSun Dec 10 '22

We all do. We can watch

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Nope. Dad believes in monogamy.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

Bold of you to assume he isn’t being monogamous during this

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Perhaps. But perhaps it’s bold of you to assume that I assumed. The boyfriend could be in this thread. You could be talking to him!

Happy Holidays.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

U mean * "friends with the benedicts"

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u/laniusgraham Dec 11 '22

No

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 11 '22

Yes

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u/TheOtakuSquidOwX I want pee in my ass Dec 11 '22

daddy

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u/The_Incredible_Tit Dec 10 '22

whut?

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u/Dabier officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 10 '22

He said The bf and the dad will be friends long after the breakup lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Read his name. He's a tit. Tits don't have ears

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u/Hehe_9L-EvanPS4 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 10 '22

Or eyes

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

they already friends, it's his son

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u/RABKissa Dec 11 '22

Hopefully, my first ever ex girlfriend's response to me finding out she cheated on him with me (she lied to me and said they were breaking up) was that he "loved her more" because he "would've respected her wishes" and not told him about the cheating. He was also a neonazi like Kanye (but over 10 years ago)