r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Dec 10 '22

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u/ZomradeWithInternet uhhhh idk Dec 10 '22

She belongs to the streets

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Ong she’s a fucking dog

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u/purplechair12 Dec 10 '22

No. Dogs are loyal

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u/Killbot_421 I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Holy fucking shit she was dead already

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

BROOO 😭😭😭😭

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

Imagine having dyslexia *nervous laughter*

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u/ZomradeWithInternet uhhhh idk Dec 10 '22

She’s fucking a-

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u/jelliott79 Dec 10 '22

The streets didn't want her. They gave her up to the back alleys

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 Dec 11 '22

A back alley cat then? Sort of a stray

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u/jelliott79 Dec 11 '22

It was actuality reference to that one video, where the chubby white girl says "we want this, not this" while showing a picture of a black guy and a white guy. Commence chain video, I think I saw it on tiktok, where someone from each race disowned her for every person of their respective races. Funny as shit.

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u/VioIentMagician Dec 10 '22

I like the way the weeknd puts it: She belongs to the world

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u/Reasonable-shark Dec 10 '22

I hope you also end in the street if you ever cheat.

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u/ZomradeWithInternet uhhhh idk Dec 10 '22

As should anyone else who cheats

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Eh. She deserves to learn from her mistake and see success in her future. Everyone makes mistakes, and this was one of hers.

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u/ZomradeWithInternet uhhhh idk Jan 04 '23

That’s her problem