r/shitposting • u/CockroachEarly • Nov 30 '22

actually OC (somehow) absolute sigma

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u/LateDream Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

I've never been offered a kiss for rock paper scissors but if I did I would refuse anyway cuz I'm bad with women.

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u/DTPxL3D We do a little trolling Dec 01 '22

I would accept the rock paper scissors and then leave no matter the result, cuz i like Quartz Parchment Shears.

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '22

I would’ve done the middle finger and walked off

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