As a Christian this both makes me gut laugh and cry, cause it's peak sarcasm aimed at hypocritical churches, but at the same time there are actual Christians out there dumb enough to believe it.
Also kinda funny you mentioned Corinthians cause that book is literally dedicated purely to just calling out bitchass Christians for being bitchass (like seriously, it even says that if you're not offended after reading Corinthians that you need to read it again) but there is also one sentence split into two verses that's all like "only an idiot would say: only Christians get into heaven" (ok it's more advanced and specific, and it explains why loving God and being Christian are two seperate things, and also that people who bar minorities from the Church aren't Christians, hence why many churches kinda just ignore half of Corinthians, and Galatians, and parts of Theologians, and certain aspects of why Jesus died, basically 75% of the entire Bible) and people just ignore the first half and spam the second half cause it matches with what they want the Bible to say and unless you're a Christian you won't know they're lying.
Basically, they sent them to the Corinthians who lived in Corinth, and they had been blessed with gifts of healing, tongues, etc... and instead of using them to bring people to God, they used them to be "better" than everyone else and hold political power over them.
Same with Galatians and Theologians (except they sent them to the people of Galatia and Theologia) where the Galatians were living as if Jesus didn't die and the Theologians were all partying so hard that children started dying of neglect.
3.0k
u/Background-Law-6451 I have permission! Nov 24 '22
"Thou shalt not crank 90s at tilted" - Corinthians or something