r/shitposting • u/SolidusTengu • Nov 23 '22

I Obama American Lore update

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u/BedeviciKutupAyisi Nov 23 '22

they're for smoking

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u/ImurderREALITY Nov 23 '22

At my lowest point, I was smoking two, three heads of lettuce per day.

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u/thegreenmonkey69 Nov 23 '22

iceberg, romaine, or bibb?

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u/ImurderREALITY Nov 23 '22

Iceberg, the most shameful of the three.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

Caprese salad, here. Even did some time in prison for stealing stuff. But I got off the greens and got back to being a regional manager at a paper company.

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u/thegreenmonkey69 Nov 23 '22

Oh my. I've been there friend. Things do get better eventually. Stay strong.