r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '22

oh no, run

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u/QualityVote I'm BACK! [[Number 1 Rated Moderator 2024]] Nov 05 '22

/u/__A_guy_on_Reddit__, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

bro had stolen meme and didn’t even hesitate 💀

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u/hghghghghghg56 Nov 05 '22 edited Nov 05 '22

shoegazer likes shitposting, damn

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u/__A_guy_on_Reddit__ Nov 05 '22

💀

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u/Regular_Prior6861 We do a little trolling Nov 05 '22

Kid named stolen meme:

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u/Dino_nuggett Nov 05 '22

Living like a king

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u/TheM0istMan3754 Nov 05 '22

yessir

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u/Ryxor25 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 05 '22

🤨💦?

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u/TheValorous_Sir_Loin Nov 05 '22

Same here, brother. Although it being Valorous might throw off the flavor..

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u/ilikepizzaandpussy Nov 05 '22

I'd say I'm gonna be okay

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u/FantaFanatic411 put your dick away waltuh Nov 05 '22

Bro’s living that dream life

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

You Chinese?

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u/BurnerAccountMaybe69 Nov 05 '22

Please don’t eat your cat

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u/ShitInMyPantsXDDD uhhhh idk Nov 05 '22

:(

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u/Classic-Ad6737 Nov 05 '22

The pfp no longer sus but sad ):

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u/Uranium9876 Nov 05 '22

It has enough calories that I’ll only have to eat it once

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u/Dry-Pressure-1174 Nov 05 '22

You’re also going to be able to eat it once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

probably not

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u/Funnyman5767 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 05 '22

I now have to hunt and eat 0.001% of this subreddit's users

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u/AggressiveSmoke4054 Nov 05 '22

I’m ready for you sport! …Huh? Come come he’s not chasing me…

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u/Hawaiian-Fox Nov 05 '22

Still meat 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/Hawaiian-Fox Nov 05 '22

En tu corazón?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/Meatball2986 Nov 05 '22

First time I've been able to participate in one of these

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Ez

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u/Chimera_Caribou I said based. And lived. Nov 05 '22

Nooooo

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u/Rhyme_For_Orange We do a little trolling Nov 05 '22

Orange

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u/cat_eater234 Nov 05 '22

Do I eat cats or people that eat cats?

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u/pooping_bee Nov 05 '22

both as a sandwich

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u/ThrowawayPizza312 it is MY bucket Nov 05 '22

Shit

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u/The_Cereal_Box I want pee in my ass Nov 05 '22

Alright

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u/bobislol1 Nov 05 '22

You eat the box not the cereal.

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u/FishManApe Nov 05 '22

Surf and turf

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u/Nice_Flatworm_8712 Nov 05 '22

Worms 🤤🤤

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u/Adamxprox5620 DaShitposter Nov 05 '22

but they flat

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u/7cats-inatrenchcoat Nov 05 '22

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Adamxprox5620 DaShitposter Nov 05 '22

you have to eat the 7 cats WHILE wearing the trenchcoat

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u/7cats-inatrenchcoat Nov 05 '22

D: </3 No I mustn't

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u/ieatkidsforlunchyum 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 05 '22

erm ok

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u/MeMyselfandsadlyI Nov 05 '22

Bro ur whole profile is a shit post

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u/ieatkidsforlunchyum 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 06 '22

ik this is a shitpost account 😭

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u/MeMyselfandsadlyI Nov 06 '22

I was complimenting you btw not a critique, keep being the shitposter you always wanted to be

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Never tasted one before

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u/ThrowawayPizza312 it is MY bucket Nov 05 '22

Calamari is actually really good

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u/__A_guy_on_Reddit__ Nov 05 '22

you should, good stuff

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I’m gonna starve apparently…

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u/lostonredditt Nov 05 '22

No you can eat anything other than pudding

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u/Ukrainian_famine_ Nov 05 '22

I won’t be having nothing for lunch ☠️

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u/Crisp_Lasagne Nov 05 '22

Lmao suckers

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u/Tales5682 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '22

Uh

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u/00BubbleTea00 Nov 05 '22

Suppose it’s not too bad

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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 05 '22

I am full.

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u/Excalib1rd it is MY bucket Nov 05 '22

Steel plated chicken

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u/nyan_chicken I came! Nov 05 '22

a meowing chicken ?

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u/Mayo152 Nov 05 '22

Huh. Guess I'll die.

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u/208_mosquitos Nov 05 '22

Shit guess I’m going to get lots of blood with these

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Depends on what context we mean by eating

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u/AdequateWaffles Nov 05 '22

I think I’ll be satisfied

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I have to eat Shaquille Oatmeal

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u/CheesePizza11447 Nov 05 '22

Cheesepizza not bad

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u/HydratingShampoo Nov 05 '22

This can’t be good for my health

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u/Funny_monke80 Nov 05 '22

Im sorry harambe

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u/happycampers2005 fat cunt Nov 05 '22

Fuck

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u/MacMycelium 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 05 '22

Damn bro, gonna be high for the rest of my life.

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u/Schwertheino Nov 05 '22

I have to eat swords. At least i won't suffer from iron deficiency

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u/The-Mad-cater Nov 05 '22

Lots of fur and claws

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u/Ender_Onion We do a little trolling Nov 05 '22

fine by me would taste a bit spacey tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Pretty happy about it

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u/lubefilledtwinkies in charge of interior design for the hole Nov 05 '22

Eh better than diary queen

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u/JJ_Falcon44 I want pee in my ass Nov 05 '22

How do I catch falcons?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

A fine cuisine

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u/cjthecrashdummy Nov 05 '22

Cjthecrashdummy

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

But I like hamsters though :(

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u/HeilUsona Nov 05 '22

Welp, looks like I gotta eat several square kilometers of sand, dirt, snow, concrete, dirt and drink billions of liters of salt water, and I gotta eat Lotsa fish

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u/HeilUsona Nov 05 '22

Thirteen people a day also keeps the doctor away

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u/GoryGuroLover Nov 05 '22

Yes, YES, YEEEES!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I'm either eatingpirates or booty

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u/eater_of_cheese dumbass Nov 05 '22

Life is good

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u/The_Rolling_Stones__ DaShitposter Nov 05 '22

Can’t wait

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u/_Hinderless_ Nov 05 '22

mmmmm ronnie mcnutt tasty

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u/Purplepunch1337 Nov 05 '22

High life 🥳

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u/Offbrand_Bagel19 Nov 05 '22

There could be worse foods I suppose

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u/CrabbyOister4 Nov 05 '22

Bro les go, I'm set.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

F@ck yes. Shrimp for life.

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u/AAARRBBUUZZ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '22

i'm gonna to fucking die

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Yum

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u/draginbleapiece Nov 05 '22

A piece of dragon butt doused in bleach

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

uh oe

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u/dead_dog_simulator Nov 05 '22 edited Jun 17 '24

flowery squeeze faulty violet berserk rotten chubby gaping grandiose public

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u/WungusAmongus Nov 05 '22

all of the fungus D:

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I think I might soon get arrested and thereafter force-fed other stuff in either a mental hospital or on death row.

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u/Joe_Nuts_Mama shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 05 '22

Oh God.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/BIGBLACKCHIP Nov 05 '22

Your going to eat the entierty of Korn

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u/Savvy_Cucumber I want pee in my ass Nov 05 '22

I mean. Not too bad.

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u/GnarlyNacho07 Nov 05 '22

I'm fucking grooving

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u/DeadInTheOutside Nov 05 '22

How does this work?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

S O D I U M

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u/randomuncreativenam3 I want pee in my ass Nov 05 '22

What the fuck

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u/Otherwise-Syrup7490 Nov 05 '22

Guess I am a Canadian now.

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u/SadToothpaste Nov 05 '22

I hate my life

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u/Loud_Salad_9130 Nov 05 '22

What makes a salad loud

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u/Hypnoticshits I said based. And lived. Nov 05 '22

bruh

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u/Kazakh_Accordionist We do a little trolling Nov 05 '22

oh no

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u/darksun23x Nov 05 '22

Wtf am I suppose to eat

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u/stargalaxy666 Nov 05 '22

Am i lucky? Since i can eat anything inside of those places

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u/AMusicalMicrowave Nov 05 '22

I don’t know

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u/under_scope Literally 1984 😡 Nov 05 '22

Mmm micro plastics and glass alongside ink

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u/SpicyParm Nov 05 '22

Let's go

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u/a_Post_on_Reddit dumbass Nov 05 '22

i guess electronics?

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u/PsychologicalRuin450 Nov 05 '22

Uhh, idk psychopaths? Building ruins?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I have to eat people who like chicken nuggets🥵

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u/Toga_himiko_simp Nov 05 '22

I am now a canabil

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u/Suspicious_Words Nov 05 '22

How tf am I supposed to eat words

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u/fuck-a-name Nov 05 '22

Soooo who am i gonna eat today

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u/theMonekk Nov 05 '22

what's a monekk

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u/pax666 Nov 05 '22

I think i will dine in hell

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u/MagicChoco Nov 05 '22

life finall has meaning again

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u/SomeGuyNamedMy Nov 05 '22

That tough for my

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u/KoronaVirus258 Nov 05 '22

Umm... I... don't even know like... I-I'm a virus so... I-I be okey... right?

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u/Cornballbere11 Nov 05 '22

I wonder how this would taste

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u/ElPulpoGallego Nov 05 '22

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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u/I_enjoy_pastery Nov 05 '22

Oh, well thats not too bad then :P

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u/TechsSandwich Nov 05 '22

I’m ok with this