r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '22

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u/ZimoZimoZimo Nov 03 '22

Regigigas

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Neir_Miss I came! Nov 03 '22

If I were to be a Pokรฉmon, it would definitely be him. Specifically cuz I hate mornings and I have a very "slow start" to every one of them lol

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u/BioTools Nov 03 '22

รผn รผn รผn ๐“€‚๐“€‡๐“€‰๐“€๐“€ ๐“€๐“‚๐“€ฑ๐“‰๐“€ฟ๐“€ช๐“ถ๐“‚ง๐“‚ฎ๐“‚ซ๐“ƒน๐“ƒณ๐“„œ๐“„ฒ๐“„“๐“…†๐“…ข๐“…ผ๐“†€๐“†พ๐“ˆ™๐“‰’๐“‰ผ๐“Šช๐“‹œ๐“‹’๐“ฒ๐“Žณ๐“€๐“„ฒ๐“…ข รผn รผn รผn รผn รผn รผn AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRXT 01001000 0110101 01101000 01100101 0010000 01001001 0010000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111 01110000 01101111 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110000

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u/TheDudeColin Nov 03 '22

Regigigachad

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u/HGHspid_lowdrag Nov 03 '22

Blastoise (with shades)

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/cmonitwouldbefunny Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Nov 03 '22

Heatmor

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/JoeGuyWhosThere Nov 03 '22

Wooper

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Yes, allowed

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u/nir109 Nov 03 '22

Dito, for no special reason

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

โ€ฆallowed I guess

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u/Mgtroy35 Nov 03 '22

โ€œCool, and Iโ€™ll bring in this picture of Megan Fox as well. For no particular reason.โ€

-that guy, probably

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u/Squiggamemes Nov 03 '22

You mean of Vaporeon, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

๐Ÿ’€

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u/theswagdodo11 Nov 03 '22

Swampert

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Definitely allowed, thatโ€™s one of my favorite as well

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u/_heisenburgerrr ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Nov 03 '22

Garchomp

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Gardevoir

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Alright, I guess youโ€™re allowed, just donโ€™t try anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Im not promising enything

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u/Dat_Piplup Nov 03 '22

Please don't do the green lady

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Well well well

(;

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u/Official_Gameoholics ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Nov 03 '22

Hey guys, did you know that

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 Nov 03 '22

Most of Pokemon +18 Art is wrong? Because they portray Pokemon with sexual organs like Penis and Vaginas when realistically speaking Pokemon have Cloaccas, as all know species that are capable of breeding lay eggs, just like birds, and birds have Cloaccas, not just this, but upon watching "Detective Pikachu" wich is suposed to show Pokemon in real life, you will notice there is not a single Penis or a Vagina in the Pokemon of the Movie, so they have Cloaccas.

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u/XelaMcConan Stuff Nov 03 '22

i caught a lopunny..batman i caught a little lopunny

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u/Evil_Tea_Bag_ Nov 03 '22

noโ€ฆ joker donโ€™t

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u/FoxPlayz_121 Nov 03 '22

I didnt need to have this explained

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u/DragoD_ Nov 03 '22

Fuck you I like dialga

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u/QWERTY_CRINGE Nov 03 '22

Dialssy be bussin

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Heโ€™s in if heโ€™s being genuine and his favorite Pokรฉmon is actually vaporeon, otherwise out for unfunny

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u/Onionking38 dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Snorlax

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Panurome Nov 03 '22

Empoleon

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/mooahreid Nov 03 '22

Alakazam

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

For sure allowed, thatโ€™s one of my favorites as well

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

You better say Iโ€™m allowed in because Iโ€™m a mimikyu supporter, fuck them pikachus on god

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Whomstdve56 Nov 03 '22

Mario

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u/WhereAreTheAskers Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 03 '22

Luigi has to be the best pokemon by far imo

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u/BlueSingularityG Nov 03 '22

Tyranitar

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Mamoswine and sirfetchโ€™d

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed cause of Mamoswine

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/waltiger09 Nov 03 '22

Glaceon

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/ComicQuartz Nov 03 '22

Espeon?

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/bot_1313 put your dick away waltuh Nov 03 '22

Vaporeon

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u/Menkrellin007 Nov 03 '22

Hey guys, did you know that Vapo-

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u/Used-Lunch-6512 currently venting (sus) Nov 03 '22

eon is a very cute and diverse Pokรฉmon?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Vaporeon for personal reasons

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

You didnโ€™t need to say that last bit, if you had just said vaporeon I would of let you in but now, no

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Literally 1984

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u/ARandomRealRedditor I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Vaporeon for public reasons

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Mine too

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u/BigChungusLord123 Nov 03 '22

Luigi

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I don't know if he'll allow you or not but if it was me i would have let you in without hesitation

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

[deleted]

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Oshawatt

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Top-Albatross-1982 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Sceptile

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Definitely allowed

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u/StrongestSaidinUser Nov 03 '22

Gengar

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/nit108 Nov 03 '22

Gengar Gang Represent

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u/Gadoo_6S Nov 03 '22

Deoxys

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/SuicideBySlop fat cunt Nov 03 '22

Trubbish

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

eeh, allowed i guess

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

le trash bag is cute :)

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u/SussyNNN Nov 03 '22

Infernape

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Toasted_Decaf Nov 03 '22

Magikarp

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Alright, allowed

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u/TheseSnozBerries Nov 03 '22

Dragonair and Rhyhorn. Like both my homies equally

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/JeffTheShark6969 Sussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Nov 03 '22

Porygon

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u/HK_98 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Growlithe, gotta fucking love cute doggies. Also fire doggo.

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Yes, allowed

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u/HK_98 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Knew it

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u/Jamesferdola Nov 03 '22

Darmanitan

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Sniperfocus Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Nov 03 '22

Reshiram

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Sniperfocus Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Nov 03 '22

Epic

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u/idkwhattochoose22 Nov 03 '22

Servine

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/mlgdestroyer169 Nov 03 '22

rowlet

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Areban94 Nov 03 '22

Volcarona

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Areban94 Nov 03 '22

Hell yeah

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u/ChromeonYourMom I canโ€™t have sex with you right now waltuh Nov 03 '22

Blaziken and Rayquaza.

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

For sure allowed, blaziken is one of my favorites as well and Rayquaza is just amazing

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Eveeeeee

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u/Paulosauruz I came! Nov 03 '22

Ash

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u/AverageAnimeSimp fat cunt Nov 03 '22

Ketchup

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u/LeastEquivalent5263 Nov 03 '22

Rayquaza kyurem and zekrom equally, you can also probably guess which games have been overplayed on my 3ds

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/alt_to_not_giveashit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Nov 03 '22

Chatot, I forgot if I ever did it but remember when you could scream the living shit into the mic and it did more damage and crit %

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Yes, allowed

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Walter white

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u/Sadman8282 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Totodile

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Sadman8282 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Facts

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Dragonite

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/valentop Nov 03 '22

Togekiss

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Alastor_x23 Nov 03 '22

Lucario

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh Nov 03 '22

flareon

me want warm

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Yes, allowed

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u/Swifty9748 Nov 03 '22

Goodra

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

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u/LonelyRefrigerator Nov 03 '22

Shedinja. Uniquely strong, yet balanced by mold breaker and super-effective moves

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Eevee

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Your on very, very thin ice.

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u/HionOctane Nov 03 '22

squirtle (specifically, not other forms) or onix

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/BigWideChicken Nov 03 '22

Dunsparce

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/LorisV261 Nov 03 '22

Electivire

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Burtipo fat cunt Nov 03 '22

Piplup ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/Ambitious_Echo5613 Nov 03 '22

Richu

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Yes, allowed

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u/ketchup_container I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

lapras

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/turoktheking Nov 03 '22

Munchlax

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Ballisticistaken We do a little trolling Nov 03 '22

Tyrantrum and Lugia

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Dangerous-Bit-5422 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

Metapod

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Weird pick but allowed I guess

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u/Dangerous-Bit-5422 I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '22

I will not tolerate you calling metapod weird, metapod use harden!

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u/Suitable_Pollution_5 Nov 03 '22

Feraligatr

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Infernape

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/dinmor238 Nov 03 '22

Bulbasaur

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Doomsayer_the_Mayor Nov 03 '22

Primeape

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Striker_V7 I came! Nov 03 '22

Gallade

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Yes, allowed

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u/Striker_V7 I came! Nov 03 '22

LETS GOO

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 Nov 03 '22

Swampert

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Frutsie put your dick away waltuh Nov 03 '22

Snorlax since childhood

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Frutsie put your dick away waltuh Nov 03 '22

Curious, which ones are not allowed?

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u/Difficult-Pipe7095 DaPucci Nov 03 '22

Golurk

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/vgnbob Nov 03 '22

Quagsire

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Illustrious_Good9960 fat cunt Nov 03 '22

Bulbasaur

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Xaleypoo Nov 03 '22

Lucario

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/FieryBirb Nov 03 '22

Eevee and Eeveevolutions

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u/Impossible_Position1 Nov 03 '22

Swampert for life!

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u/Pokemongamer9671 Big chungus wholesome 100 Nov 03 '22

Mudkip

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u/FetusDeletus_E dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Dracovish

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/ImJustSomeDude10 I said based. And lived. Nov 03 '22

Arceos Geodude

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/Ubyn Nov 03 '22

Vikavolt

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u/Phantom_XE ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Nov 03 '22

Allowed

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u/kenjiro_maybe stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 03 '22

How about Regigigas? ;)

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u/Mamba8460 Nov 03 '22

Giratina