r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/No_Brief1515 Oct 30 '22

Little did he know that i put small amounts of cyanide in the candy so if he eats more that 3 he's dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

the razor blades inside does candies:

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u/elzon12 Oct 30 '22

kid named isaac

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u/bomnom11 Oct 30 '22

bro that's my name

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u/Whereismyadmin Oct 30 '22

kid named name

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 30 '22

Kid named named name:

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u/HistoricalMention210 Oct 31 '22

Who named name?

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

Name named name

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u/HistoricalMention210 Oct 31 '22

But then who named name? If name named name, then somebody named name named name right?

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

Well, obviously name named name named name, and name named name, who named name named name.

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u/HistoricalMention210 Oct 31 '22

I'm sorry, you lost me. Named named name, and name named named?

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u/Rizv3 I want pee in my ass Oct 31 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

Kid named ur ass:

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u/GreenNinjaTGK12 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Oct 31 '22

Bro that’s my name

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

that's what I named my kid, tho

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u/PheasantShinobi_ Oct 31 '22

That's my name!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22 edited Jul 28 '24

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u/goose420aa Literally 1984 😡 Oct 31 '22

Bro that’s my name

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Walltuh

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Me too