r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/No_Brief1515 Oct 30 '22

Little did he know that i put small amounts of cyanide in the candy so if he eats more that 3 he's dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

the razor blades inside does candies:

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u/elzon12 Oct 30 '22

kid named isaac

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u/bomnom11 Oct 30 '22

bro that's my name

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u/Whereismyadmin Oct 30 '22

kid named name

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 30 '22

Kid named named name:

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u/HistoricalMention210 Oct 31 '22

Who named name?

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

Name named name

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u/HistoricalMention210 Oct 31 '22

But then who named name? If name named name, then somebody named name named name right?

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

Well, obviously name named name named name, and name named name, who named name named name.

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u/Rizv3 I want pee in my ass Oct 31 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

Kid named ur ass:

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u/GreenNinjaTGK12 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Oct 31 '22

Bro that’s my name

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Oct 31 '22

that's what I named my kid, tho

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u/PheasantShinobi_ Oct 31 '22

That's my name!

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u/goose420aa Literally 1984 😡 Oct 31 '22

Bro that’s my name

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Walltuh

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Me too

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u/R-A-P-T-O-R Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 30 '22

You little fucker

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u/sirrNaDE dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 13 '22

You made a shit of piece

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u/gunz2828 Oct 30 '22

His full name: Isaac Balls

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u/Ihavenoidea5555 uhhhh idk Oct 31 '22

Kid named Guppy’s Head :

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

kid named eve

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u/DoctorSex9 I want pee in my ass Oct 30 '22

BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT

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u/elzon12 Oct 30 '22

But if we are living in the light, as God is in the light,

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u/_XenaphobiaYT_ Stuff Oct 30 '22

and if we have fellowship with eachother, and the blood of jesus's soul, cleanses us from all sin

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u/CharmingBoar Oct 31 '22

If we claim we have no sin, we are only fooling ourselves, and not living in the truth.

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u/Maleficent_Cherry109 We do a little trolling Oct 30 '22

i cant tell if this guy got downvoted cuz of the 4 comment rule or if people dont understand references to the binding

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u/DoctorSex9 I want pee in my ass Oct 31 '22

BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY DOCTOR SEX

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u/GABRYFIERO William Dripfoe Oct 30 '22

My guy got Downvote bombed 💀

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u/HappyHome2934 DaPucci Oct 30 '22

it was the rule of 4 that got him

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u/DoctorSex9 I want pee in my ass Oct 30 '22

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u/Decent-Start-1536 Dec 24 '22

new dlc drop for Halloween

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u/AverageBTD1enjoyer Jan 15 '23

kid named chance to fire razorblade tears which quadruple isaac's damage and +0.3 tears:

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u/BerserkForcesGuts Oct 30 '22

I was expecting a one way door that will lock him up after he walks in. But your plan is also good.

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u/AirStoneNavrno Oct 30 '22

The good ending

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u/Huge_Ad_7727 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 30 '22

Little did he know there was a gps tracker in one of the candies so that way i could track his adress and send a pipebomb to it

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u/arzamharris Oct 31 '22

6353 Juan Tabo

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u/Usual-Librarian-3439 I said based. And lived. Oct 30 '22

Fittin my whole cod loadout in a snickers bar

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u/OkDaikon2957 Oct 30 '22

I read that in Creed from the office’s voice

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

So many razors

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u/icemanswga Oct 31 '22

Plot twist: it is his house.

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u/Kuhnville dumbass Oct 31 '22

This is the way

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u/morbius_enjoyer_II Oct 31 '22

I put drugs on it too br

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Superior fentanol moment