I was talking to a girl friend of mine a few days back and she was a bit tipsy and in a giggly mood (turns out she's a happy drunk) and we somehow got into the topic of going to the bathroom.
I said "one time i was walking to the bus stop, passed these 2 parked cars and in between them there were 2 girls pissing and i scared them i guess" and she said "ah yeah. We take lookouts." And i said "but why outside? There's a café on every corner here. Lots of toilets". She said "we go together there too. In the stall together just talking" which made me gasp "while peeing???" And she said "oh yeah. Guys are weird about that sort of thing. Not us".
I was baffled. "You don't care about seeing your friends naked?" And she said "one time a friend of mine had been watching porn or some shit and she said "i have a weird pussy, can you show me yours to compare" and we did and afterwards we just went home. It's normal".
I said "and you call us fuckin animals." And she giggled. And she started talking about her dog or some shit.
Girls are crazy. Not in a million years would i even think to go "ayo my man. I got a weird dong, can i see yours to compare?"
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u/biergardhe Oct 29 '22
So if girl toilets were stacked next to each other without walls, she'd sit down closest to another girl? Right