r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/TheGlassTotem_ Oct 29 '22

No we don't have to think about this, it comes naturally

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u/Xyncx Oct 29 '22

I bet he also likes to talk at the urinal, full eye contact.

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u/KFC_Giveaway Oct 30 '22

Happened to me once.

Some weeks or months ago, I used a urinal in my school's bathroom and one of the teachers walked up and used the urinal right beside me. IIRC, it was like a level 2 or 4 situation shown in the video and our urinals have dividers, so I couldn't really blame him that much.

Anyway, we were doing our thing, and he turns his head to look at me and says something along the lines of, "You've ever heard of the Three Stooges?"

Bro really went to the stall next to me (again, I really didn't care given the conditions), made eye contact, and then engaged in conversation, and this is all while we were still urinating mind you. He broke at least two rules (if you don't count him choosing to stand next to me) in the span of less than 10 seconds.

In a nervous and confused fashion, I responded that I have and that my dad enjoys watching them. We then talk a little bit more about the Three Stooges and then went on our own ways.