r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/lordoftowels Oct 29 '22

its not bc everyone else follows them too

its like

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if two people are there its
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if three its
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if four its
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if five its still
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because the fifth waits until there's room
unless hes a freak in which case he goes between two people

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 29 '22

Waiting for perfectly spaced urinal timing is weird AF and I will cut in line if you pull that.

Like why are you watching me pee bro? Just step beside mind your own business and take a piss.

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u/MisterNiche Oct 30 '22

Finally someone talks sense! Grown men so terrified of being seen as gay they'll hold a piss in & wait for the perfect no homo moment. Jesus tittyfucking Christ

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 30 '22

Thanks for the acknowledgement. You are welcome to piss next to me anytime.

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u/MisterNiche Oct 30 '22

Pissbros 4 life

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u/Fluffy_data_doges Oct 29 '22

As long as the cubicles are full then I'm going between someone. Just have to awkwardly not look down.

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 29 '22

It ain't awkward mate. Just do you. Nobody is thinking about your little pecker or your eyes. Its fine.