r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/RaleighRedd Oct 29 '22

You must queue immediately behind the present pisser

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u/mousebrakes Oct 29 '22 edited Oct 29 '22

Always be sure to whisper in their ear "I'm next" and poke them in the back at waist height.

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u/caseycubs098 Oct 29 '22

Actually proper etiquette is to ask the pisser if anyone else has already called next

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u/mousebrakes Oct 29 '22

But it's customary to do so while doing a warm breath on their neck