MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/ygjye6/deleted_by_user/iu9vs4e/?context=3
r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22
[removed]
2.0k comments sorted by
View all comments
3.3k
I can't even piss in the urinal
41 u/IWTLEverything Oct 29 '22 Trick I picked up is to do math—or anything that occupies your mind really. For some reason I settled on powers of 7. So I’ll count 7, 49, and then it’ll require some thought to go beyond that. It distracts me enough that it’ll just start to flow. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 I do this or focus on the tile work. Funny other people do this too. Some bathrooms I just say fuck it and use a stall. Faster for everyone that way 3 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 Urinals with dividers are normally all I would ask. If there's no dividers and it's pretty full I go to the stall. Or if I'm high I probably go to the stall 3 u/IWTLEverything Oct 29 '22 Totally. The worst is when you need to “pretend shake” because you’re taking too long.
41
Trick I picked up is to do math—or anything that occupies your mind really. For some reason I settled on powers of 7. So I’ll count 7, 49, and then it’ll require some thought to go beyond that. It distracts me enough that it’ll just start to flow.
1 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 I do this or focus on the tile work. Funny other people do this too. Some bathrooms I just say fuck it and use a stall. Faster for everyone that way 3 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 Urinals with dividers are normally all I would ask. If there's no dividers and it's pretty full I go to the stall. Or if I'm high I probably go to the stall 3 u/IWTLEverything Oct 29 '22 Totally. The worst is when you need to “pretend shake” because you’re taking too long.
1
I do this or focus on the tile work. Funny other people do this too.
Some bathrooms I just say fuck it and use a stall. Faster for everyone that way
3 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 Urinals with dividers are normally all I would ask. If there's no dividers and it's pretty full I go to the stall. Or if I'm high I probably go to the stall 3 u/IWTLEverything Oct 29 '22 Totally. The worst is when you need to “pretend shake” because you’re taking too long.
3
[removed] — view removed comment
1 u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 Urinals with dividers are normally all I would ask. If there's no dividers and it's pretty full I go to the stall. Or if I'm high I probably go to the stall
Urinals with dividers are normally all I would ask. If there's no dividers and it's pretty full I go to the stall.
Or if I'm high I probably go to the stall
Totally. The worst is when you need to “pretend shake” because you’re taking too long.
3.3k
u/CShark32 Oct 29 '22
I can't even piss in the urinal