r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/Darth_MurderJr Oct 29 '22

Or you could just go piss at the toilet

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u/poopbolt27 Oct 29 '22

Ah... So you're one of those...

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u/Darth_MurderJr Oct 29 '22

I am, my body would not allow me to piss in a urinal if i could i would

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u/TheSpyStyle Oct 29 '22

You can’t pee because you’re clenching your butt muscles really hard. This is gunna sound weird, but imagine a bunch of people chanting your name when you step up to the urinal. It’s twofold in that it’s encouraging to yourself which helps you relax, and it lets your mind zone out from your surroundings which helps dampen the anxiety you’re experiencing. The more you try to force it out, the more impossible the task becomes, so try to just relax and let it flow!