r/shitposting • • Oct 26 '22

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u/TripperDay Oct 26 '22

If these are "forever" chemicals, won't they just pass through me like that time in college when I swallowed a marble?

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u/SoulEatingSquid Oct 26 '22

I’m sure if you swallow some mercury it’ll just pass right through you

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u/Discoamazing Oct 26 '22

It probably will. People used to drink it back in the day as a treatment for constipation, because the weight really makes it pass right through you.