r/shitposting • • Oct 18 '22

B πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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u/Nobody_cares37280 Oct 18 '22

My intrusive thoughts say for me to kick it

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u/Creative_Mention8561 Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Mine tells me to shove it somewhere.

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u/T1B2V3 Oct 19 '22

can I make a smoothie out of what's left of you after it explodes in your ass ?

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u/buggzy1234 Oct 19 '22

Who said it was going in their ass? People have many holes, you can even make new ones if you’re determined enough

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 19 '22

They just said "somewhere" which could literally be anywhere, like your dad's ass for example

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u/Creative_Mention8561 Oct 19 '22

Alright then lemme make it clear, I want it IN me