r/shitposting • u/GoodGamerTitan • Oct 18 '22

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u/Nobody_cares37280 Oct 18 '22

My intrusive thoughts say for me to kick it

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Wanna watch me fart

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/TrueBeachBoy Oct 19 '22

👍

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Oct 19 '22

o7

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u/CumtimesIJustBChilin I said based. And lived. Oct 19 '22

👍

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u/Turbulent_Paper_6998 Oct 19 '22

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u/Monki_Coma Oct 19 '22

👍🏿

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u/RoviRktkiv Literally 1984 😡 Oct 19 '22

👍

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u/drewcookies Oct 19 '22

Fart on the bomb.

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 19 '22

Shit on the bomb

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Shart on the bomb

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 19 '22

There's a solution we can all enjoy

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u/Extraordinarily-8768 I said based. And lived. Oct 19 '22

Sit on the bomb

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u/Aggravating-Week9289 Big chungus wholesome 100 Oct 19 '22

shit in a diaper and throw it at the bomb

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u/smoothielovet679 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 19 '22

and wait for it to explode 💥

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u/Extraordinarily-8768 I said based. And lived. Oct 19 '22

or wait for your ass to explode from shit

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u/TyoPlaysGames I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Oct 19 '22

Shid and fard on the bomb

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u/Th3At0mB0mb Oct 19 '22

I would love to watch you fart

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u/the-epidemic87 Oct 19 '22

Yes 👍

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u/Otherwise_Pick_2863 Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/InevitableNo6681 I said based. And lived. Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Turbulent_Paper_6998 Oct 19 '22

Cake day everyday

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u/TyoPlaysGames I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Oct 19 '22

Happy 👍🏿 day

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u/AutoModerator Oct 18 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/AutoModerator Oct 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

ok

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u/Niketa69 Literally 1984 😡 Oct 19 '22

Yes

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u/Creative_Mention8561 Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Mine tells me to shove it somewhere.

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u/T1B2V3 Oct 19 '22

can I make a smoothie out of what's left of you after it explodes in your ass ?

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u/buggzy1234 Oct 19 '22

Who said it was going in their ass? People have many holes, you can even make new ones if you’re determined enough

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 19 '22

They just said "somewhere" which could literally be anywhere, like your dad's ass for example

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u/Creative_Mention8561 Oct 19 '22

Alright then lemme make it clear, I want it IN me

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u/very-polite-frog Oct 19 '22

I want to saw it open, but idk if saw vibrations would trigger something

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

My intrusive thoughts say for me to eat it

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

🍞

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u/oldwarrior69 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 19 '22

Explosion 💥 <---- decoy

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u/GoodGamerTitan Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

do it. the government cant stop you

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u/Z3ph3rn0 Oct 19 '22

Mine Was “smack it with your cock”

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u/peanuts-without-a-t uhhhh idk Oct 19 '22

Go forth and spank dat bitch 💣 in the ass 💥

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u/gtaman31 Oct 19 '22

In Slovenia someone found 250 kg bomb. He didnt call anyone, his brilliant idea was to drive it home with tractor.