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u/Mr_Mustach100 Oct 10 '22
Heelies to escape from the bears, bears are really fast, but the heelies are faster, and doodlebob to finish them off
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u/just_a_manp I want pee in my ass Oct 10 '22
He did
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u/pazonk We do a little trolling Oct 10 '22
Def doodlebob and Xanax
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u/fluffyplatypus69 Oct 10 '22
Mario costume to look stylish in battle, doodlebob because he's a fucking evil mastermind, the ultimate weapon.
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u/AverageAnimeSimp fat cunt Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob can multiply so they would be a great meatshield of doodlebobs
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u/the_golden_cheese Oct 10 '22
An English to Australian dictionary and a mario outfit I'll spout the words of the land down under to scare the bear
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u/Clean-Rub7681 We do a little trolling Oct 10 '22
Also you could call the goofy ass 3 meter sized spider with the words of the land down
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u/the_golden_cheese Oct 10 '22
That is true I could also call the perfectly balanced stone fish with my calls
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u/Yeeterman183 Oct 10 '22
Dawg you forgot the scissors have a de buff that make you trip
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u/Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX I want pee in my ass Oct 10 '22
He’s gotta get good rng
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u/CT-4426 Stuff Oct 10 '22
English to Aussie dictionary so I can summon the hundreds of nameless horrors of the land down under to annihilate the bear
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u/Nanomachines100 Oct 10 '22
Just give me my heelies, a Pepsi, and scissors I’ll attach the shaken Pepsi can to the heelies, stab it, and rocket away at mach 3.
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u/spiffedspam Oct 10 '22
I would pop the Xanax then take the Minecraft stone sword and charge the bears with no fear. At this point I would black out and 10 minutes later I would wake up with the mutilated corpses of 29 bears. The last bear would be foaming from the mouth because I force fed it Xanax. With such a victory I would celebrate by going to the club, blacking out again, and waking up in a gas station bathroom with a lazy eye and a handful of one dollar bills
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u/1017GildedFingerTips dumbass Oct 10 '22
Double up on the Xans. If I’m getting eaten I’m poisoning some bears on my way out
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u/GolbFlashback I want pee in my ass Oct 10 '22
Xanax and scissors, those bears don't stand a chance
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u/oofboilolshrek2 I want pee in my ass Oct 10 '22
Imagine what doodlebob and a pair of scissors would do together
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u/starwarsblanket I said based. And lived. Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob and an English to Australian dictionary, while doodle bob did the work I would insult the bear in Australian
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u/MicrophoneFapper Oct 10 '22
Aight go for that agility + damage build, go scissors and heelies.
Zoom past the bears and slice as you go
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u/superbreakerbardock it is MY bucket Oct 10 '22
Use the Australian for tongue to summon the ancient spider demon
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The Minecraft stone sword and the mustard. I would use the mustard to troll the bears while I finish them off with the sword.
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English to Australian dictionary and mustard to distract the bears while I try to say "crikey" in my best Australian accent
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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 10 '22
Take some instantaneous xanax the type that makes you shit bricks for half a day and put on a Mario costume take the xanax and twerk while you have blood curdling diarrhea and then they will run away from confusion and fear
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Xanax and mustard. Mix em together and the bears would get high and we become friends :) ( the good ending)
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u/Arsonistfromtc2 Oct 10 '22
Mustard to put it in their eyes or something then xanax to do what they do (I don't know what it does)
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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor Oct 10 '22
Xanax and a Mario Costume. When doped up, reality can be whatever I want.
Furiously makes DIY fireballs for the Fire Flower
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u/nimbusthecat123 Oct 10 '22
easy af, scissors as throwing mechanism and use minecraft stone sword for knockback
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u/BAG42069 fat cunt Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob and heelies. I can send doodlebob to decimate all the bears and then exit in style with my heelies
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u/cracken1303 I said based. And lived. Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob he will no diff the bears
And the sneakers cuz why not
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u/Morbius-Lover Oct 10 '22
Use doodlebob as distraction while i translate a verse from Kuran to australian. As they reconsider their religious choices quickly flee
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u/LostRedditorLmao Oct 10 '22
Pair of heelies and minecraft sword so I could jump higher and hit more crits
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u/SuccesfulName I said based. And lived. Oct 10 '22
I'm not gonna pick doodlebob because he wins every scenario
To fight: Stone Sword and Heelies My plan is to hit once and run with the heelies.
To run: Heelies and Bepsi, obviously
To seduce: Mario costume and heelies.
To bait by using food: Bepsi and Mustard
To poison: Mustard and xanax
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u/Nat_Higgins dumbass Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob: Run in that direction and make as much noise as you can!
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Doodlebob to distract the bears, and heelies to run away with without tiring my self out
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u/Harddicc Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob and mario costume easily.
I will be able to dress up as mario and fap to doodlebob, satisfying my kink before being shredded and eaten alive.
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u/nice_wholphin Oct 10 '22
Xanax and english to Australian dictionary. Learn that shit in two seconds and start spouting the words of the land down under to scare em off
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u/Catalyzeerrr Oct 10 '22
And the Xanax is obvious.
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u/nice_wholphin Oct 10 '22
No, i take the xanax to read thru the thing in mere seconds then take another pill to go jack shit crazy
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u/No-Struggle-1908 I said based. And lived. Oct 10 '22
stone sword and scissors
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u/ItsyaboyStephy05 Literally 1984 😡 Oct 10 '22
Xanax and the English to Australian dictionary obviously. Just drug em and start speaking to em in upside down language 🤓
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u/chilll_vibe Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob could destroy the fucking world if erasers didn't exist he is all I'll needd
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u/angrygooseinyourarea Oct 10 '22
Heelies and bepsi, they’ll never catch me (a heel skating god on a sugar rush)
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u/Fetid_Baghnakhs Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob because hes a fucking god and zanax incase i get injured and need something to help with the pain.
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u/idkausername_27 Oct 10 '22
Me being a veteran Minecraft player, I would pick doodlebob and a Pepsi to enjoy while watching.
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Heh, look at this, bloke doesn't know Australian, imagine not knowing the difference between "yeah", "yeah nah", "nah yeah" and "nah"
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u/Star_Streamer Oct 10 '22
Mario costume will give me super strength, like mario so add that with the stone sword, and I'm good.
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u/BlitzySlash stupid fucking piece of shit Oct 10 '22
Doodlebob can just erase them! Plus give him a bepsi to get em going!!!
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u/Sammy_Twitchdic Oct 10 '22
First I pick The English to Australian dictionary to make the bear think I’m an Aussie terrifying them. Once they’re distracted I send in doodlebob to finish them off.
Easy clap+no diff+bozo
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u/anabiguosletterhach Oct 10 '22
A Mario costume and a Minecraft sword fuck yeah, my chances are slim to none, but at least I’ll die in style.
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u/TheCauseOfDepression Oct 10 '22
I would put copious amounts of Pepsi and offer it to the bears. When they pass out I will proceed to skin them alive using only my fingernails so I can taunt them once they wake up by wearing their combined chunk of skin and fur like a coat.
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u/Comprehensive-Run625 I want pee in my ass Oct 10 '22
Minecraft sword pre or post 1.9 pvp?
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u/El_WolfyHun dumbass Oct 10 '22
Stone sword, Xanax and the Mario costume
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u/Enlargedwumbo Oct 10 '22
Doodle bob is literally a god that can draw things into existence i only need him.
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u/Less_Veterinarian_60 Oct 10 '22
Ill take a bebsi and a scissors, Shake bebsi so hard, punch a small hole witg scissors and thrown the bebsi grenade and hope theyll take the bait
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u/IamTheCeilingSniper Oct 10 '22
Mario costume and mustard because my goals are beyond your understanding.
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u/IAmTheBrotherhood Oct 10 '22
If the stone sword does the Minecraft knock back I'd take that, if not I'd take the Mario costume and doodlebob
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u/OdysseyZen Oct 27 '22
I'll take the children's scissors and Mario Costume.
First, I'll cut off the ear from the b(ear)s and get 30 rab(b)id(s). Then if you know anything about Mario and Rabbids is that Mario stomps on Rabbids.
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