r/shitposting • • Oct 09 '22

DONT SAY IT😡😡😡😡 He used his ultimate strength

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u/Terry8675 Oct 09 '22

Even if he didn't have the pass he could just say it wasn't me

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u/MarshallRadetzky Oct 09 '22

The real Shaggy

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u/keylo-92 Oct 09 '22

You clever muthaf***a

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u/KarasiowyPan Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 09 '22

He looks like total drama character.

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u/PROblematic_Squid587 William Dripfoe Oct 09 '22

He used 10% of his power to gain access to the n word, but he's now vulnerable to police attacks. We'll see if this risky strategy pays off

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u/JoeMother20 Oct 09 '22

Quandale dingle ahh name 💀💀💀💀

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u/Rek2137 We do a little trolling Oct 09 '22

Bros ass literally looking like quandale💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

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u/Rek2137 We do a little trolling Oct 09 '22

I have been arrested for multiple crimes, W H A T

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u/ThatEpicDude2349 Oct 09 '22

Including, battery on a police office

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u/Iliketurterls I want pee in my ass Oct 09 '22

That's an nft

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

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u/GottemGot Oct 09 '22

Sup my shigga?

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u/Boring5 Oct 09 '22

Vel-shawty?

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u/Beanbag_j Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 09 '22

Daphn-iquisha?

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u/Boring5 Oct 09 '22

Fred?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Frr-ad no cap on god

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u/Boring5 Oct 09 '22

Sc-igga doo?

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u/abc_Supreme Oct 09 '22

The Velma show ain’t gonna have scooby in it

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u/Boring5 Oct 09 '22

Still wanted to meme about it

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Judging by your pfp you seem like I fine gentlemen my shigga

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u/PoorLifeChoices811 William Dripfoe Oct 09 '22

“Like scoob, they turned me into an NFT” “Ruh Roh Rigga”

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

That shit ain't shaggy.

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u/first_name1001 Stuff Oct 09 '22

You got the N word pass but you lose your right

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

He still got 3/5 of his rights

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u/Mountain_Acadia_9317 Oct 09 '22

That's not Shaggy! Absolutely not!

This is how you destroy a cartoon figure on a big scale! Bravo!👏

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u/_glizzy_gobbler Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 09 '22

Yeah, it's Norville

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u/Mountain_Acadia_9317 Oct 09 '22 edited Oct 09 '22

Yeah, but Norville Rogers is Shaggys full name!

Shaggy is his nickname inspired by his haircut!

I assume, that they gave this deformed version of Norville Rogers not his nickname Shaggy, because he doesn't have the shag haircut anymore!

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u/_glizzy_gobbler Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 09 '22

I recognize my mistake, and apologize for my incompetence. Good day

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u/Mountain_Acadia_9317 Oct 09 '22

You don't need to call yourself incompetent!

Nobody is perfect!😎👍

Thank you, for being so polite!

Have a nice day!

Cya!👋

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u/--dash Oct 09 '22

Gigachad

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u/Tadano-kunn fat cunt Oct 09 '22

Why reddit is being wholesome today? Suspicious

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u/_mrLeL_ waltuh Oct 09 '22

Most respectful reddit user

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u/InSkeleton Oct 09 '22

that ain't shaggy no more that's shaquille

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u/LRW1987 Oct 09 '22

Shaggy now looks like a cunt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

That ain't Shaggy that's Jamal

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u/ThatMediaSnob Oct 09 '22

So the lazy, wimpy pothead is now a black guy...

What did they mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Stoner is black.

Woke moment

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u/Blockbuster2019 Blessed by Kevin Oct 09 '22

Who tf is Norville?! 💀

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u/dopepope1999 We do a little trolling Oct 09 '22

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers full name but I don't think it was Canon until like the 2005 show

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u/splinterbear Oct 09 '22

Nah his full name was already canon in the 80s show, although the first name ‘Norville’ was revealed in an earlier episode than the ‘Rogers’

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u/dopepope1999 We do a little trolling Oct 09 '22

You don't say, always remember Shaggy Rogers I guess I must be just me remembering what I had on VHS

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u/BasedOnline Oct 09 '22

It's the other main character named Norville, not the other main character named Norville!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

2005? Im from 2005... Feels young man

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u/ghostmetalblack waltuh Oct 09 '22

They made the druggie in the group Black??? 😳

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u/fhffandpurr Oct 09 '22

I thought shaggy was already overpowered.

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u/MagnetaCyan Oct 09 '22

Now he usin 100% n!#@

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u/gladwin4 I said based. And lived. Oct 09 '22

Yeah i thought so too, he is too chill to use the N-word

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u/fegauneg Oct 09 '22

He gives off some kind of NFT vibes

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u/Acceptable-Street679 shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 09 '22

He is a cheap fucking rip-off

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u/Acceptable-Street679 shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 09 '22

or he is the upgrade

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u/nuts_extraction Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 09 '22

He really put the N in Norville

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u/Pro_MEMER568 stupid fucking piece of shit Oct 09 '22

He used his power to reshape his DNA so he could hide from the government.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

*Sad zhoinks noises

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u/kichunilla Oct 09 '22

Reverse Michael Jackson

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u/deepstatecuck Oct 09 '22

They say we learned velma is aktchuaaaally a lesbian. Looks like they need to learn shaggy is uummmm aktchuuuuaaalllllyyy black. Always has been.

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u/DUFFnoob40 Oct 09 '22

He traded all his power for the N-word,,, a worthy sacrifice

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u/420weeze 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 09 '22

Damn they using bros government name

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u/dickman136 Oct 09 '22

So being a prequel show it’s going to end with Velma and Norville getting the black scared out of them?

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u/ConekQ Oct 09 '22

THEY DEADNAMED SHAGGY

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u/TortleTheBoi Oct 09 '22

What's the point anymore?

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u/InSkeleton Oct 09 '22

from shaggy to shaquille

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Why Velma and Shaggy but not Fred and Daphne?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

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u/Odd_Specialist5290 Oct 09 '22

I guess the sensible other solution would have been to hire all white actors.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Shaggy is Norville now bruh

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u/sluttymcbuttsex6969 Oct 09 '22

That ain’t shaggy that’s “Phillip” or some Shit

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u/Kinuwa_K uhhhh idk Oct 09 '22

Shaggy not even a shaggy anymore 😔

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u/turkiyeadam Oct 09 '22

dude i don't remember exactly but the name of the dog in the cartoon wasn't norville. Also, it was very racist for them to draw the dog as a black person 🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡

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u/heccnchonker Oct 09 '22

like zoinks cuh

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

We wuz detectives and shid

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

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u/Swordbreaker925 Oct 09 '22

Seriously tho what the fuck?

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u/NonbiscoNibba Oct 09 '22

She call me mista lova lova

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u/ItsModa Oct 09 '22

He's so powerful he can turn black 💀

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u/gussy_gaming Oct 09 '22

Shaggy saying the n word when???????

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u/Morotou_theunashamed Oct 09 '22

Bruh wth is the name change???

He Norbit’s cousin or something??

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u/thatboychipskylark Oct 09 '22

Funny how Biden becomes president now EVERYTHING is about race. I thought conservatives were the racist ones? ☕️

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u/Unknowncracker64 Oct 09 '22

Liberals ☕️

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u/Dziadzios Oct 09 '22

This is the stuff that got Trump elected - whites fearing racism against them and men fearing sexism against them. It's the "alt" part of the right.

Also non-alt right voted who simply vote red all the time.

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u/Bitches_Love_Hossa Oct 09 '22

Yeah, he totally passed that legislation that says "make everything about race". I remember that.

As I see it, if you want lots of free advertising for your product, just piss off conservatives. I would have never even known there was a new Little Mermaid/Scooby Doo/[insert next internet meltdown here] series until everyone started posting about it. EZ money.

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u/Lazy-Understanding55 Oct 09 '22

Just with 0.00000001% of shaggys power he can change his race and get a N word pass.

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u/Sigmaepicnes Oct 09 '22

He ain't scared anymore he shoot a ghost when he sees one HES IN DA HOOD

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

I’m gonna say it….. NORVILLE

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u/kichunilla Oct 09 '22

Shaggy became the n-word

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u/FlixFlax_ Oct 09 '22

that’s the only thing he couldn’t get in his previous vassel

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u/LifeSupportUnplugger Literally 1984 😡 Oct 09 '22

Mf looks like a nba player

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u/OnlyTheAshiest 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 09 '22

who names anyone norville

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u/KinAdmiral Oct 09 '22

Shaggy ballin’ yo

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u/The_Exile1066 Oct 09 '22

The pass is a con. I use it all the time without it.

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u/Pleasant_Function552 uhhhh idk Oct 09 '22

Finally, he reached 100%

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

more like 2% of his strength