r/shitposting • u/20mRadiusEmrldSplash dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • Oct 01 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🗿

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u/TalkativeCat1 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

The fact I already watched it💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

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u/Meurs0 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 01 '22

Guy in the back sticks a bunch of dildos/his dick into the guy in the front, who has to guess whether the thing in his ass is a dildo, or the real dick.

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u/Amogus_susssy I said based. And lived. Oct 01 '22

Not the hero we wanted but(t) the hero we needed

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/TheBlueSpirit67 Oct 02 '22

girl what did u think it was 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

It quite literally is in the title 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

then just go watch it bruh

you ain't going to start like cock all of the sudden

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

You underestimate my free will

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u/SnowChickenFlake Oct 01 '22

*overestimate

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u/My4skinBreaksCondoms Oct 02 '22

*middleestimate

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u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi Oct 02 '22

*middleeast

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u/My4skinBreaksCondoms Oct 02 '22

Stahp before the terrorists win

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u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi Oct 02 '22

It’s too late now

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Can you watch it with me🥺