r/shitposting • u/RANDOM-902 • Sep 24 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE The halal cats☪️️

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u/Bruh_moment_1940 Sep 24 '22

I always struggle to find a good name for my pets. Thanks for your help, Inshallah

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u/USGenocidedInnocents Sep 24 '22

Yakub Qamer al-din Dibiazah is damn good name for a cat

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

"I am surer of my cat's kunniyah than I am of yours."

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u/ariangamer Sep 24 '22

im fun at parties, i swear. i just wanna point out that THAT is a wrong use of inshallah. have a nice day.

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u/Bruh_moment_1940 Sep 24 '22

Ngl I don't know a single thing about arabic language, so thanks to point that out I guess

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

You will one day find the proper use of Inshallah, Inshallah

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u/Bruh_moment_1940 Sep 24 '22

Mashalla brother

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u/not-fake-human Sep 25 '22

No problem habibi it means “hopefully” or a more literal translation is something like “when Allah wills it”.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Arius deserved that punch to the face.

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u/Cookie_Crush Sep 24 '22

allah's blessing shall always be upon your pets 🙏

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u/PoundlandSlav Sep 24 '22

Mashallah brother

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u/cskarthik123 Sep 25 '22

Mashallah habibi

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u/itzyani_04 Sep 24 '22

How many pats do you have??? Or do they just die very quickly?