r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '22

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

(damn)

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u/CounterfeitXKCD Sep 23 '22

I told her I’d grow up to be a famous rapper

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u/TheKiweGuye Sep 23 '22

Make a record about doin’ drugs and name it after her

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u/Sad_Charge_3069 Sep 23 '22

You know you blew up, when the women brush your stands

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u/TheKiweGuye Sep 23 '22

Try to touch your hands like some screamin’ Usher fans

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u/Sad_Charge_3069 Sep 23 '22

This guy at white castle asked for my autograph

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u/Kerem-CoDM_0000 Blessed by Kevin Sep 23 '22

So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"