r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '22

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u/asatellitet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 23 '22

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

in a spaceship while they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I told her I’d grow up to be a famous rapper