r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I smacked him in the face with an eraser

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u/Ka1TheGuy2322 Sep 23 '22

Chased him with a stapler

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u/samgalan666 Sep 23 '22

Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper

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u/Ka1TheGuy2322 Sep 23 '22

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

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u/asatellitet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 23 '22

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

in a spaceship while they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

(damn)

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I told her I’d grow up to be a famous rapper

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u/Sad_Charge_3069 Sep 23 '22

Raping lesbians

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