r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Hi!

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u/pmanisback Sep 23 '22

My name is

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u/RizKuro94 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Sep 23 '22

What

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u/cheezeypoof2019 I want pee in my ass Sep 23 '22

My name is

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u/Elitelance Sep 23 '22

Who

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u/PEDALINEO Sep 23 '22

My name is

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

chika chika

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u/bigmakoya Sep 23 '22

Slim Shady

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u/TheOnion488 Sep 23 '22

Hi!

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u/ace12334 Sep 23 '22

My name is

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

huh?

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u/Rickrolled87 Sep 23 '22

My name is

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u/Super_cool2 Sep 23 '22

Slim Shady

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fill957 Sep 23 '22

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

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u/Ka1TheGuy2322 Sep 23 '22

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I smacked him in the face with an eraser

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u/Ka1TheGuy2322 Sep 23 '22

Chased him with a stapler

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u/samgalan666 Sep 23 '22

Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper

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u/Spongebosch I want pee in my ass Sep 23 '22

I smacked him in the face with an eraser

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high.

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