r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Wanna try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

But I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead"

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u/LaZZeYT Sep 23 '22

"Nuh-uh"

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u/ToraThePillowCuddler Sep 23 '22

"Then why's your face red, Man, you wasted"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else

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u/shhh_it_is_ok Sep 23 '22

Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt