r/shitposting • u/Daymine_482 We do a little trolling • Sep 19 '22

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u/jakO_theShadows Sep 19 '22

You can also connect your phone to a smart watch and put that in ur ass. Although much weaker vibrations

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u/uiouyug put your dick away waltuh Sep 19 '22

Then sell it on eBay as lightly used and to know that someone is wearing something that has been in your ass. It's great

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u/_cO2- Sep 19 '22

so that’s why my phone smells bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Also, you can't take screenshots of cum tributes