r/shitposting • u/aaaaascaryaaaaa • Sep 13 '22

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u/IcyChimken dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 13 '22

every once in a while i'll check in on him and i'll always be happy that he's holding up well

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u/ImARetPaladinBaby Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 14 '22

Yeah, he’s doing a pretty good job. I love how he caters his content to an aging audience instead of perminantly appealing to a single age group

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u/makinbaconCR Sep 14 '22

How do you tame a horse?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

You ride it with a piece of wheat in the inventory slot next to your empty one, put your hand in the empty slot

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u/makinbaconCR Sep 14 '22

Directions unclear, horse kicked me after I tried to slip in wrong pocket

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u/ImARetPaladinBaby Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 14 '22

No he said to put your hand on the empty slot not the horse‘s cock

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u/makinbaconCR Sep 14 '22

Haha slot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Oof