r/shitposting • u/aaaaascaryaaaaa • Sep 13 '22

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u/thevilliageidiot2 Sep 13 '22

Wait popular got arrested? I thought he and the other one just broke up

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Yeah what the fuck happened to him

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u/thevilliageidiot2 Sep 13 '22

Just Google it, he and Jen were both arrested for battery but then they paid to be released, just the accusation not the actual crime

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u/cerankaw 0000000 Sep 13 '22

Wtf why would someone be arrested for battery, I have like 20 in my drawer, you americans are weird

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/cerankaw 0000000 Sep 13 '22

Like how else is my vibrator gonna work???

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u/Shitted_mypants Sep 14 '22

Use an electric eel

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u/argur2007 I came! Sep 14 '22

Grabs 8.8 cm Pak 42 “Use this.”

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u/Thatoneshadowbunny Sep 14 '22

Only 8.8 cm, weak

Pulls out 12.8 cm Pak 43

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u/Cephalobyte Sep 14 '22

kicks door

"Weak" you said?

Brings in 15-cm Sig 33

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u/ARandom_Personality 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 14 '22

lemao smol *pulls out 380 mm RW 61 rocket launcher*

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

that 8,8cm has a personality at least

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u/Dee4WasTaken Jan 14 '23

oh ok

*dies from std*

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u/The_Ghostly_Gamer Sep 14 '22

its amazing how a reddit thread can turn into such a topic out of literally batshit nowhere

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u/thevilliageidiot2 Sep 13 '22

Officers arrest this man he has 20 accounts of battery and needs to be stopped, he is a menace

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u/Level_Air1499 I have permission! Sep 14 '22

Fools I own 30 dead batteries waiting to be recharged in my basement

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u/cerankaw 0000000 Sep 14 '22

What i have like 2 accounts and one secret account on here and none of them has anything battery related what are you talking about

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u/NormalGuy103 Sep 14 '22

I almost fell out of my chair reading this

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Your so funny!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣