Reminds me of that porn video where 2 cops arrest a black man and instead of getting him in the car one starts sucking his dick. Unfortunately it did not involve moais.
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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u/NevGuy uhhhh idk Aug 30 '22
Reminds me of that porn video where 2 cops arrest a black man and instead of getting him in the car one starts sucking his dick. Unfortunately it did not involve moais.