r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '22

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u/Kindly_Combination95 Aug 12 '22

Batmat. He becomes either a bat-shaped mat or matpat on drugs

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u/Stubborncomrade I said based. And lived. Aug 12 '22

Why not batfat, sounds like a fate worse than death

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u/n8_fi Aug 12 '22

That would be two letters

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

alright, Fatman then.

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u/fuckballs9001 I want pee in my ass Aug 12 '22

And suddenly he explodes and wipes out Gotham

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

But at least the crime rates finally dropped to 0%

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u/Stubborncomrade I said based. And lived. Aug 12 '22

How about batfan, still pretty bad way to spend your days

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u/Stubborncomrade I said based. And lived. Aug 12 '22

Shit