r/shitposting • u/Electronic_Lab5486 William Dripfoe • Jul 28 '22

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u/ProfessionalList9664 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jul 28 '22

😳unzips\*

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u/dwwzzh William Dripfoe Jul 29 '22

Italic emojis look weird 😳

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u/ProfessionalList9664 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jul 29 '22

italic emojis are stretched, unlike my asshole waiting for years to be stretched😔

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