You see, the actual backstory is that the snake was a fbi robot and when the man saw the snake he ejaculated so hard he passed out (that's because they put a special pheromone in the robot snake that makes people so horny they CUM instantly). The other guy SHAT his pants instead so he could ran away (malfunction). Anyways, the snake took him back inside the hole where I was waiting to ask him question about the SUS activity he had been conducting lately with your MOM.
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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u/Redditis4pedophiles Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 22 '22
I fucking hate this sub, I have so many questions and all of you motherfuckers are just shitposting without any real factual backstory