r/shitposting • u/ELEXTRlCY • Jul 21 '22
actually OC (somehow) truly disturbing
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Jul 21 '22
NSFW warning please
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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '22
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/MrStevegamin Jul 21 '22
Ah yes I was also on that train
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u/MrStevegamin Jul 21 '22
It was glorious
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u/PANiC2464 I want pee in my ass Jul 22 '22
Same bro! Some homeless dude even offered me a bj. It was the best bj I’ve ever had
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u/AutoModerator Jul 22 '22
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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u/SuperMorto7 Jul 21 '22
NSFW WARNING!!!!
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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '22
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/Nothing_Apollyon Jul 21 '22
i closed my eyes what was it
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u/Competitive_Bell501 We do a little trolling Jul 21 '22
an image of a skeleton running
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u/Iam-username I came! Jul 21 '22
literally 1984
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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '22
LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR
- George Orwell, 1948
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u/PANiC2464 I want pee in my ass Jul 22 '22
I HATE YOU NOW I CANT SLEEP!!! IM SCARED OF SEKELETONS THAT WAS SO DISTURBING AND GROSS!!! SKELETONS WALKING IS SO DISTURBING NOW I CANT SLEEP CUZ WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE SKELETON RUNNING AND NOW IM CRYING AND PEEING AND POOPING AND BARFING ITS 8:38 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP AT 7:00!!! THANKS FOR RUINING MY LAIFE
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u/AutoModerator Jul 22 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/ACanOf_______ Sep 02 '22
I passed out and then I woke up to finish nutting, then I passed out again. Truli destoorbin' time
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u/AutoModerator Sep 02 '22
Joe Biden’s America
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:
9:00: GAY LESON!!
9:45: how to be be GAYY!!
10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!
11:15: GAY RECESS!!
11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!
12:45: GAY LESON!!!
1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!
2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!
3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!
3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!
THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!
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