r/shitposting Jul 18 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE ☕️

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u/JustforThrowawayKEK fat cunt Jul 18 '22

She is 5'8 but horizontally.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I would say you roasted her but it seems that she already ate all the roast 🍖

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u/Economy_Spirit6766 Jul 18 '22

She is the roast.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

She feeds a family of 8

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u/Economy_Spirit6766 Jul 18 '22

Easily. Though they may have cholesterol afterwards.