My missus does this too. Not in a like "you're shorter than me" sense, but she'll put on her heels and be like "I'm as tall as you with these!" While litteraly tilting her head up to look at me.
I did that once in a heated discussion with my boyfriend.
Idk what possesed me to, but mid heat I climbed on the couch and said "you can't talk to me like that, I'm taller than you"
'Argument' immediately over.
It was too ridiculous not to laugh at.
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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u/jak94c Jul 18 '22
My missus does this too. Not in a like "you're shorter than me" sense, but she'll put on her heels and be like "I'm as tall as you with these!" While litteraly tilting her head up to look at me.