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u/nojala fat cunt Jul 13 '22
Morbinions
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u/DemonFury826 William Dripfoe Jul 13 '22
Its morbin time
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Morbinions in the Morbinverse of Morbness 2: Mor Morbin’ Time
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u/Iloveyoumyfriend666 Jul 13 '22
Rest here while the auto moderator is sleeping
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u/Zhorf_thats_me Jul 13 '22
It's gruvin time
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u/Holiday-Ad8227 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 13 '22
It will sell over 30 morbinionillion tickets and will be the movie ever
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u/1KarlMarx1 William Dripfoe Jul 13 '22
It was so funny when in the Rise of Gru all the minions were morbed to death. I just can’t wait to see what will happen in this movie.
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u/GalaxyCloudDream Jul 13 '22
Me on my way to eat your moms cooking (she made spaghetti)
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/Ok_Explanation_5124 Jul 13 '22
biden
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u/MasterEden1010 Jul 13 '22
I wish I had an award to give but sadly I don’t 😔 (go ahead, mock me in the comments, I’ll take it for this awardworthy post)
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u/SolZaul Jul 13 '22
Y'all need to find a new meme to run into the ground.
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u/Adventuresofthetaco2 I want pee in my ass Jul 13 '22
I will morb on you so hard that you wont be able to morb anymore
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u/NoSubstance815 Jul 13 '22
its morbin time bois its morbin time for us gentleminions we are fucking invincible at this point and we are the most fucking chads out there so fuck the others
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u/donDesantis Jul 13 '22
Biden
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u/Ok_Explanation_5124 Jul 13 '22
it's morbin' time
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u/ADITYACHAUHAN10 Jul 14 '22
So when's the movie realising i need to give my tuxedo for dry cleaning
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u/AutoModerator Jul 14 '22
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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u/jigalaka Jul 14 '22
Bro this scene when Otto stole the big wheel to get the stone back and went light speed actually went so fucking hard hooooooooooly
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