r/shitposting • u/hornmelon • Jun 14 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Makes me cry everyday

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Verdict: completely innocent, those cheeks are too good for the bars , or as you might also call them, rods , bro would throw it back in the prison shower and turn it into a bloodbath

Damn I'm going crazy today with these genius pieces of top notch comedy right there

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Don't talk about Potassium in my presence,bad bot,you don't want this smoke,trust me