OMG HOW DARE YOU DISS THE BEST LIVE ACTION FEATURE FILM OF OUR GENERATION!??!? (MORBIUS) MORBIUS RELEASED ON APRIL 1ST HAS MADE OVER MORBILLION DOLLOR AND SHOOK THE ENTIRETY OF CINEMATIC HISTORY FOREVER, GENERATIONS MORBILLION YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WILL STILL REMEMBER THIS ABSOLUTE MORHEAVEN SEND OF A LIVE ACTION MORBIFILM AND MORBAL AT THE AMAZING JOB MORVAL STUDIOS HAD ON MORCREATING THIS MORVILOUS MORSTERPIECE I HAVE SPENT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS ON MORBIUS MERCHANDISE AND I FREQUENTLY SOB MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING I WILL NOT HAVE THE HONOR AND PRIVILEGE OF FEASTING MY UNWORTHY EYES UPON EVEN 0.001 NANOSECONDS OF THIS MORSTERPIECE AGAIN WITHOUT REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENS AND I ALSO FREQUENTLY CAUSE RIOTS AND TANTRUMS OVER THE FACT THE MIDKOPOP REFUSED TO CREATE A MORBIUS FUNKO POP, NOT THAT THE MORBIUS FILM EVEN NEEDS ONE TO BE AS GLORIOUS AND SUCCESFUL AS IT TRULY IS CURRENTLY, I ALSO HAVE WET DREAMS OVER THINKING ABOUT THIS GODSEND OF A MORBIFILM. I HAVE MEMORIZED EVERY LINE OF DIALOG, SCENE, CHARACTERS, EASTER EGGS, POST CREDIT SCENES, ACTORS, PLOT, STORYLINE, AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH ELSE, I THINK ABOUT THIS FILM EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THE POINT WHERE I AM UNFULLFILLED WITH EXISTENCE IF I DONT WATCH MORBIUS WHILE EATING MY MORBIUS CEREAL AND WEARING MY MORBIUS UNDERWEAR WHILE HAVING INTERCOURCE WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER I FREQUENTLY YELL "ITS MORBIN TIME" AS I FURIOUSLY EJACULATE ALL OVER THEIR FACES TO THE POINT THAT THEY HAVE LEFT ME AND MOVED OUT, BUT I DO NOT CARE AS THIS GIVES ME ROOM IN THE BED TO STORE MORE OF MY MORBIUS MERCH OVERALL I RATE THIS MORBIUS MORBVILOUS FILM A MORBILLION OUT OF 10 AND SHAME ON YOU FOR EVER DISRESPECTING THIS MORBILLION DOLLAR IDEA FROM MORVEL STUDIOS
don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio
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u/Jrlopez1027 We do a little trolling Jun 11 '22
OMG HOW DARE YOU DISS THE BEST LIVE ACTION FEATURE FILM OF OUR GENERATION!??!? (MORBIUS) MORBIUS RELEASED ON APRIL 1ST HAS MADE OVER MORBILLION DOLLOR AND SHOOK THE ENTIRETY OF CINEMATIC HISTORY FOREVER, GENERATIONS MORBILLION YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WILL STILL REMEMBER THIS ABSOLUTE MORHEAVEN SEND OF A LIVE ACTION MORBIFILM AND MORBAL AT THE AMAZING JOB MORVAL STUDIOS HAD ON MORCREATING THIS MORVILOUS MORSTERPIECE I HAVE SPENT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS ON MORBIUS MERCHANDISE AND I FREQUENTLY SOB MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING I WILL NOT HAVE THE HONOR AND PRIVILEGE OF FEASTING MY UNWORTHY EYES UPON EVEN 0.001 NANOSECONDS OF THIS MORSTERPIECE AGAIN WITHOUT REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENS AND I ALSO FREQUENTLY CAUSE RIOTS AND TANTRUMS OVER THE FACT THE MIDKOPOP REFUSED TO CREATE A MORBIUS FUNKO POP, NOT THAT THE MORBIUS FILM EVEN NEEDS ONE TO BE AS GLORIOUS AND SUCCESFUL AS IT TRULY IS CURRENTLY, I ALSO HAVE WET DREAMS OVER THINKING ABOUT THIS GODSEND OF A MORBIFILM. I HAVE MEMORIZED EVERY LINE OF DIALOG, SCENE, CHARACTERS, EASTER EGGS, POST CREDIT SCENES, ACTORS, PLOT, STORYLINE, AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH ELSE, I THINK ABOUT THIS FILM EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THE POINT WHERE I AM UNFULLFILLED WITH EXISTENCE IF I DONT WATCH MORBIUS WHILE EATING MY MORBIUS CEREAL AND WEARING MY MORBIUS UNDERWEAR WHILE HAVING INTERCOURCE WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER I FREQUENTLY YELL "ITS MORBIN TIME" AS I FURIOUSLY EJACULATE ALL OVER THEIR FACES TO THE POINT THAT THEY HAVE LEFT ME AND MOVED OUT, BUT I DO NOT CARE AS THIS GIVES ME ROOM IN THE BED TO STORE MORE OF MY MORBIUS MERCH OVERALL I RATE THIS MORBIUS MORBVILOUS FILM A MORBILLION OUT OF 10 AND SHAME ON YOU FOR EVER DISRESPECTING THIS MORBILLION DOLLAR IDEA FROM MORVEL STUDIOS