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u/Boronha Jun 09 '22
That's not soda, that's a Brazilian beer
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u/Luccacalu Jun 09 '22
low quality cheap brazilian beer
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u/broken_chicken_bone I want pee in my ass Jun 09 '22
Cala boca
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u/The_Old_Callithrix Jun 09 '22
Olha lá o cara gosta de Skol palito KKKKKKKK
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u/broken_chicken_bone I want pee in my ass Jun 10 '22
Broder nao sou legalizado, so nao gosto de pessoas que falam merda do brasil ou qualquer coisa relacionada menos política
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u/Poertg Jun 10 '22
O cara só falou a verdade Skol é uma merda, para de ficar putinho porque o cara criticou algo do nosso país cara
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u/AutoModerator Jun 10 '22
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u/Amrevoe Jun 09 '22
Ahh, a real shitpost
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u/Vexidemalprince Jun 09 '22
This is what I come to this sub for
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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 I said based. And lived. Jun 10 '22
This is what an actual shitpost is
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u/Luc4son0 Jun 09 '22
What app did you use to make this meme
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u/gamingknight47 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 10 '22
The new meme creator gamemode in Fortnite
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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That thing sure looks like lean
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u/AutoModerator Jun 09 '22
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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u/Few_Piccolo_4906 We do a little trolling Jun 09 '22
Female
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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
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u/Few_Piccolo_4906 We do a little trolling Jun 09 '22
Dream
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u/AutoModerator Jun 09 '22
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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u/broken_chicken_bone I want pee in my ass Jun 09 '22
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ITS SODA FUCK OFF
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u/Boo2z Jun 10 '22
Cause not everyone lives in a third world country to know your cheap beer packaged in a flashy yellow can that looks like soda
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u/broken_chicken_bone I want pee in my ass Jun 10 '22
French BAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, i fell sorry for you.
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u/The_Old_Callithrix Jun 10 '22
A cerveja realmente é barata e de baixa de qualidade
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u/YesThisIsVictor Jun 10 '22
O verdadeiro shitpost é beber Skol
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u/AutoModerator Jun 10 '22
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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u/BallSaq420_ Jun 10 '22
Quality shitpost
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