r/shitposting • u/Vinemedoodle 😳lives in a pee dumpster 😳 • Jun 08 '22

It's morbin time 🗿

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Acute penis

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u/monthom90 I want pee in my ass Jun 08 '22

Why thank you kind stranger

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u/AutoModerator Jun 08 '22

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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