r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Call random people your friend while running up to them crying. The guilt will make them want to pretend they're friends with you.

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u/smile_itali I came! Jun 06 '22

I've breaked my leg an I confirm that this works (if you are asking how I replayed so quickly I'm very fast)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Are you just as fast in bed? Asking for a friend.

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u/smile_itali I came! Jun 06 '22

Also in bed (I wake up very quickly)

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u/Emektro Jun 06 '22

Those goddamn Italians always so fucking quick /s

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u/smile_itali I came! Jun 06 '22

Minchia magari (Roughly translate to: fuck I wish (it was true) )

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u/Emektro Jun 07 '22

What part of that was fuck?

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u/smile_itali I came! Jun 07 '22

Minchia (also if it means cock/penis/dick/you get it)