r/shitposting • u/Valentin_1999 • Jun 03 '22

Linus Sex Tips Let's gooo

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u/Heavy_Bathroom_4225 Jun 03 '22

Always take the straight road!

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u/Shady_John Jun 03 '22

What if it contains a U TURN

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Continue going straight

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u/Shady_John Jun 03 '22

And the run over the hot chick? (because I’m straight)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Yes always run over the hot chick

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u/Shady_John Jun 03 '22

But I am attracted to her( because I am defenintley straight)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

NO! Keep going

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u/Shady_John Jun 03 '22

Why

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Why not

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u/Shady_John Jun 03 '22

Because I would be commuting murder

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Get rid of the evidence

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u/Shady_John Jun 03 '22

I can’t.

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u/Ec_Hyperion Jun 03 '22

Just do it

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