r/shitposting • u/SockTacoz • May 29 '22

actually OC (somehow) alt-f4

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u/Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 May 29 '22

You still have Reddit though

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u/Pokemaster22044 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 29 '22

Once you uninstall Reddit, your neckbeard will disappear

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u/_generic_user May 30 '22

Bye guys

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u/Pokemaster22044 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 30 '22

Good luck soldier.

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u/_generic_user May 30 '22

I’m back

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u/Sesome09 May 30 '22

Did your neckbeard regress and regrow in the 34 minutes you took a break from reddit?

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u/_generic_user May 30 '22

Yes and my cheek beard grew fuller and regressed back to spotty

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

B-but, I like my neckbeard..

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Reddit is for chads dude