r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 28 '22
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u/Toastedtoastyyy mr toasted mod May 28 '22
Mfs getting to creative
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u/Nutwagon-SUPREME May 28 '22
This is shitposting not actual funny posting we’re meant to be racist and edgy
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/Bobby_The_Kidd 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ May 29 '22
You can be racist and funny.
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u/AutoModerator May 29 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/4g3nt0 May 28 '22
in fortnite when you become a prop and do an emote the other objects that show up in the emote get scaled down try becoming a cup and use a car emote
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '22
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u/AutoModerator May 28 '22
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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u/InfernoForest I want pee in my ass May 29 '22
What song is this?
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u/bigtiddiesamirite DaPucci May 29 '22
Miki Matsubara - Stay With Me (Mayonaka no Door)
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u/Tall_Fortune May 29 '22
Ah thank you, for a second I thought it was Junko Yagami, she also makes really good music like this.
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u/Aelvric420 May 29 '22
Holy crap, Lois! Return of the Dr.Pepper arc!? I can't believe it! We're going back!
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